Disgusting

Kinja'd!!! "Logansteno: Bought a VW?" (logansteno)
05/08/2017 at 18:54 • Filed to: This Is Why We Can't Have Nice Things

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The kinds of people who trash and gross up car interiors shouldn’t be allowed to own $100k Escalade Platinums.

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Not pictured: coffee stains on both front doors by the *bottle* holders.

This was a 2016 with 38k miles and on top of the interior making me feel gross just to sit in, the key was sticky (gag) and someone had picked off the rubber coating on it.


DISCUSSION (27)


Kinja'd!!! Nibby > Logansteno: Bought a VW?
05/08/2017 at 18:59

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*throws vomit at screen*

People who live like this, no matter what they drive, how big their house is, etc. disgust me.


Kinja'd!!! Logansteno: Bought a VW? > Nibby
05/08/2017 at 19:01

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I would literally feel dirty every time I sat in my car if it was like that. And it sadly isn’t the worst interior I’ve been in...


Kinja'd!!! My citroen won't start > Logansteno: Bought a VW?
05/08/2017 at 19:06

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Those look like cheap window switches for a 100k car.


Kinja'd!!! TahoeSTi > Logansteno: Bought a VW?
05/08/2017 at 19:06

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$100k Escalade Platinums I think you said it all there.


Kinja'd!!! Logansteno: Bought a VW? > My citroen won't start
05/08/2017 at 19:08

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I blame the tan surround for that. The switches themselves feel quality imo.


Kinja'd!!! Logansteno: Bought a VW? > TahoeSTi
05/08/2017 at 19:09

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I don’t get what you’re implying.


Kinja'd!!! Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies > Logansteno: Bought a VW?
05/08/2017 at 19:10

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$100k dressed up Tahoe with a shitty looking shift lever that already ruins the interior.


Kinja'd!!! TahoeSTi > Logansteno: Bought a VW?
05/08/2017 at 19:11

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You can put a dress on a pig......but it’s still a pig.


Kinja'd!!! jasmits > Logansteno: Bought a VW?
05/08/2017 at 19:13

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If you drop $100k for a Tahoe with some chrome on it you probably have a lot more money than sense


Kinja'd!!! HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles > Logansteno: Bought a VW?
05/08/2017 at 19:15

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You should see my mother in law’s car. Back in 2012 My Father in law traded her 09 Jetta for an older higher mile 04 Golf because he was tired of her trashing the interior of a car he was making payments on. She just gets everything thing sticky, and dirty, and finds away to break plastic trim. She’s also loves to leave food in her car and them park it in the sun.

For example the plastic around the shifter in her Golf is shattered. Our guess is something fell down there and jammed it, but instead of fixing it she just yanked on it until it broke.


Kinja'd!!! TheRevanchist > Logansteno: Bought a VW?
05/08/2017 at 19:18

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This is how it looks in the back seat where the kids sit in my wife’s car. I clean and I clean and I fucking clean. After a while, you don’t even want to look in the back seat anymore. Is that a chocolate stain? Please be a chocolate stain!


Kinja'd!!! Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies > My citroen won't start
05/08/2017 at 19:19

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It’s a Tahoe with slightly nicer interior pieces, so...


Kinja'd!!! Nibby > Logansteno: Bought a VW?
05/08/2017 at 19:20

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Agreed... always keep the insides clean.


Kinja'd!!! Chariotoflove > Logansteno: Bought a VW?
05/08/2017 at 19:42

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38k on a year old car tells me this was a fleet car, possibly a company car, wasn’t it? If so, and it had different drivers, that would explain it. Most people take better care of their personal car (but not all).


Kinja'd!!! My citroen won't start > Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies
05/08/2017 at 19:47

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The Tahoe still is kinda expensive.


Kinja'd!!! Vicente Esteve > Nibby
05/08/2017 at 19:55

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I seriously can’t understand how people can line in god damn filth.


Kinja'd!!! Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies > My citroen won't start
05/08/2017 at 20:02

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Then: GM


Kinja'd!!! My citroen won't start > Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies
05/08/2017 at 20:13

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Fair enough.


Kinja'd!!! nermal > My citroen won't start
05/08/2017 at 20:21

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That’s because they’re the same ones you get on a $15k Cruze.


Kinja'd!!! jkm7680 > Logansteno: Bought a VW?
05/08/2017 at 21:23

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Ew.

Looks relatively clean around that area, but still. I’ll bet the new car smell is gone already.


Kinja'd!!! Logansteno: Bought a VW? > Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies
05/08/2017 at 21:32

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It’s way nicer than even a Denali inside, let alone a Tahoe. It isn’t like the prior generations. Yes it rides on a shared platform but it’s on a different completely different level of niceness.


Kinja'd!!! Logansteno: Bought a VW? > jasmits
05/08/2017 at 21:34

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If you think the current gen Escalade is nothing more than a Tahoe with chrome you probably need to sit in an Escalade newer than 2007.


Kinja'd!!! Logansteno: Bought a VW? > nermal
05/08/2017 at 21:34

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They actually aren’t but OK.


Kinja'd!!! jasmits > Logansteno: Bought a VW?
05/08/2017 at 21:38

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But they didn’t cost anywhere near 100 grand until after 2007. It just doesn’t represent a good value. I’m not even so sure about a Tahoe at 47k, that’s a hell of a lot of money.


Kinja'd!!! Tristan > Logansteno: Bought a VW?
05/08/2017 at 21:48

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Looks like a smoker’s car. Eew.


Kinja'd!!! merged-5876237249235911857-hrw8uc > Logansteno: Bought a VW?
05/08/2017 at 21:51

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They don’t own them, they just rent them for a few years.


Kinja'd!!! nermal > Logansteno: Bought a VW?
05/09/2017 at 10:37

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Pretty close.